#it's me I'm the guy

[meatmatician]

guy who keeps adding characters to his fictional universe despite the fact that he's barely written anything for most of them

[mocktortis]

"I mean, i'm not that into vampires."

-guy who named his car after Dracula

[saturook]

Guy who hasn't written anything since high school: yeah i would describe myself at a writer

[luminolveins]

(guy who's obsessed with drawing his headmates voice) I could be drawing my headmates rn

[trinketguy]

guy who voted early sleeping in as late as possible on election day so he doesn't have to be present for it

[witherydithery]

Guy who's only listened to The Magnus Archives, learning about Miltonic ideas of temptation: Getting real Magnus Archives vibes from this

[catboyspells]

💕Positivity prime time! Share five things you love about yourself, four things you're excited about, OR three people you care deeply about and why. Pass this along to someone whose posts make you smile💕

wghksmldn this is so sweet??? I didn't know people still sent these ... I'll do things I'm excited about bc I feel like that's probably the hardest for me personally

sdv 1.6 coming out to mobile and consoles next month (you would never know based on my blog but sdv occupies a large portion of my brain)

get to talk to my therapist on Wednesday <333

I'm getting to the end of Bear and Breakfast and I am So Curious about where the story is going

it's going to be good weather for lighting candles and sipping tea soon <333

thank you again for the ask, it's been a while, I feel like I've forgotten how to talk gnaklsmfg

[angelcuntboi]

guy who's into large insertions but not very patient, so they keep splitting their pussy open with their biggest toys over and over no matter how much it hurts because it makes them cum every time anyway

[cgrmemes]

Guy who has only read Chlorine Grown Roses, reading another fan fic: Getting a lot of 'Chlorine Grown Roses' vibes from this...

[only-man-in-the-sky]

guy who perpetually flips back and forth between crying about how much he loves his boyfriend and being in denial about his sexuality

[tendergore]

i don't wanna work anymore i want to write porn and watch funny people play video games on the internet and make out and kill each other bloody style and make out some more

then i want to sleep and have cool freaky dreams and wake up and do it all over again

[shoukohime]

guy who always thinks about haikyuu: this reminds me of haikyuu

[ineffable-gallimaufry]

(._.) ☚ guy who has so much to do and yet so little energy

[sapphirecherry]

damn i guy gets a gf and immediately touches grass, crazy!

[apfel-von-verwandlung]

Guy who goes "wait I should do my dailies first" before indulging suicidal ideation

[moose-in-jeans]

Type of guy who will leave character analysis of a sci-fi story to the professionals, but will go extremely in-depth about the mechanics of said sci-fi story's fake science